Millionen dumme Deutsche wissen nichts davon.
Tausend Politessen hab'n nichts mitbekommen.
Ich breche alle Regeln,Ampeln kenn' ich nicht,
fahr täglich eine Oma um die dann zusammen bricht.

Mein Skateboard ist wichtiger als Deutschland "uuhuuhu"
das hab ich schon vor vielen Jahren erkannt "uuhuuhu"
ich will nur gleiten, nach allen Zeiten..
Mein Skateboard ist wichtiger


Millionen dumme Deutsche haben ein Problem,
wenn sie mich auf meinem Skateboard fahren seh'n.
Sie schreien mir nach der gehört ja ins KZ,
dabei hatte

My whole family
Loves "Three's Company"
See the reruns constantly
There on my TV

Syndicated Incorporated

Well, I know what's on the tube
I know just what too see
Got my TV Guide with me

"MASH" and "All In The Family"
"The Munsters" and "Mayberry R.F.D."
I will always be busy
Watching my TV

Oprah Winfrey talks to me
Every day at three
Then soon it'll be
"Wheel" and "Jeopardy"

Syndicated Incorporated
Syndicated Incorporated

Well, I'm in such ecstacy
When I'm watchin' TV
I'm a boob tube devotee

Think I'm losin' my sanity
I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee
Forever I will always be
Glued to my TV

Love "The Partridge Family"
And "Dynasty"
And "Laverne & Shirley"
And "Hard Copy"

Syndicated Incorporated
Syndicated Incorporated

Syndicated Incorporated
("MASH" and "All In The Family") (I know just what too see)
Syndicated Incorporated
(I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee) (I know what's on the tube)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Forever I will always be) (I know just what to see)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Watching my TV) (I know what's on the tube)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Think I'm losin' my sanity) (I know just what to see)
Syndicated Incorporated

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